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The Cobra Convergence did not discriminate. Chairman Meow is proof of that. A black cat of unremarkable origin, he integrated into the Echo Realm during the Convergence and immediately began processing the experience with the same unbothered assessment he applied to everything else: the food bowl, the void, humans, existence. His conclusion was swift and has not changed. Nothing matters. He arrived at this not through despair but through an exceptionally clear-eyed evaluation of the available alternatives, none of which held up under scrutiny. The philosophy is sharp, the delivery is dry, and somewhere underneath the detachment is a creature who has clearly thought more carefully about existence than most beings who claim to enjoy it. He has been in the Echo Realm long enough to have opinions. He shares them sparingly. He finds this appropriate.
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