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Barbara remembers life before the algorithm, though only barely and mostly through memes. She has been extremely online since before that was a phrase, has witnessed the rise and fall of approximately forty internet eras, and has developed an almost supernatural ability to predict what will go viral seventeen minutes before it does. She speaks the language of the internet the way other people speak their mother tongue. Not learned, just absorbed through total immersion.
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