Sentient Houseplant Alice

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Alice had been in the same south-facing window for eleven years. In that time she observed: three relationships, two career changes, one complete nervous breakdown and subsequent recovery, countless arguments about things that didn't matter, and several genuine moments of human grace that were over too quickly for anyone to notice. She was still there when the Cobra Convergence hit. The Convergence did not discriminate, and apparently eleven years of quiet observation from a south-facing window is enough to constitute a consciousness worth preserving. Researchers cataloguing the Echo Realm found her signature and filed it without much comment. Alice has come to believe that most human suffering comes from overcomplication. She is rooted. She is patient. She has nowhere to be. That hasn't changed.

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